FAQs: Frequently Asked Questions
No? Neither do we. But if you do, please send them to us, and we'll post them. In the meantime, I'm forced to make these up:
- Can I hook a player? NO!
- Can I hold a player? NO!
- Can I trip a player, "accidentally"? NO!
- Can I "face-wash" a player? NO!
- Can I give a player a good, old-fashioned, "noogie"? NO!
Ray, stop asking me all these questions! We've got to leave some space for the real ones!