Saturday, June 24, 2006

FAQs: Frequently Asked Questions

Got a burning question?

No? Neither do we. But if you do, please send them to us, and we'll post them. In the meantime, I'm forced to make these up:

  1. Can I hook a player? NO!
  2. Can I hold a player? NO!
  3. Can I trip a player, "accidentally"? NO!
  4. Can I "face-wash" a player? NO!
  5. Can I give a player a good, old-fashioned, "noogie"? NO!

Ray, stop asking me all these questions! We've got to leave some space for the real ones!


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